How to Get Women to Go See G.I. Joe Retaliation

Damn Sam. That's some hot steaming cake of the beef variety right there. 


Well at least the posters for this summers' movie are decidedly steamy (I'm sure that's vapor in the background, right?). Found over at Angry Asian Man - Holy Moly, Hasbro. 


Yeah. 
Holy Moly. 
To paraphrase a recent song  Lee Byung-Hun as Storm Shadow: 
'he is blazing, 
he is smoking, 
he's on fire, 
don't get hurt . . .'


No doubts . . . this is my new screen saver and 'ab' inspiration. This is my HAM for the month of April. Pass the mayo.

Dark Shadows Trailer

Tim Burton is aiming squarely for 'campy'. Why does Johnny Depp's makeup remind me of Edward Scissorhands with a home bowl haircut?