Guess I Never Appreciated Ray Bradbury As I Should Have . . .

F*@k Me Ray Bradbury  2011 Hugo Award Nominee for "Best Dramatic Presentation: Short

Jangsara is an extremely talented amateur makeup artist that gives great DIY tutorials  on her website that can make you ready for any Con.  I can't wait to try out the Spiderman eye look she demonstrated last month. 

Geekologie and Fashionably Geek have nice displays of her Avenger Characters Eye Makeup, but go to her site for even more looks like Poison Ivy,  Urban Graffiti, Sad Geisha, even Barbie. 

Fifty Shades of Zane . . . Grey by Alexis Thacker

The Hottest Western You’ve Never Read!

The line for pony rides starts on the right.

A historical urban western erotic romance, destined to be self published and change the way you think of Mormons. And erotica. And common sense.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO READ IT!  Come on, you know you were thinking it too!
What some people will do to actually keep from finishing our serious projects. It's my mashup of random Zane books, Zane Grey's Riders of the Purple Sage the ever popular Fifty Shades of Grey, not to mention a teeny tiny shot from Zane Lamprey (host of Drinking Made Easy - 'cause you've got to be seriously loaded to read this crap).

Join the fun - add your own additions and chapters in the comments or send them to me and I'll add them to this glorious book in the making - bound to be a major motion picture nowhere on the planet.


This hot, steaming sack of serial starts here today! Get it now before we undercharge on Amazon.  FREE (so who would pay?) I'll get it into .mobi and pdf in a few days for those of you who actually want to taint your e-readers with this mess. 

Don't forget the drinking game. Take a shot whenever you see the following:

• holy crap
• Oh my
• Laters baby
• inner goddess
• grey eyes

Here's the first ultra-exciting chapter below the jump (click on the Read More link)!


WARNING: Coarse archaic language alert! Boredom may ensue.
Bonus points if you can tell what Zane stories we vandalized.

Pony Inspiration

Yep. Today I'm writing a scene in which My Little Pony - Raspberry Jam makes an appearance. Pony Grrls forever.The things I do for art.

How to Get Women to Go See G.I. Joe Retaliation

Damn Sam. That's some hot steaming cake of the beef variety right there. 


Well at least the posters for this summers' movie are decidedly steamy (I'm sure that's vapor in the background, right?). Found over at Angry Asian Man - Holy Moly, Hasbro. 


Yeah. 
Holy Moly. 
To paraphrase a recent song  Lee Byung-Hun as Storm Shadow: 
'he is blazing, 
he is smoking, 
he's on fire, 
don't get hurt . . .'


No doubts . . . this is my new screen saver and 'ab' inspiration. This is my HAM for the month of April. Pass the mayo.

Mmmm . . . John Carter

Yep, man nipples - always good on a lazy Thursday afternoon. Why do I want to break out into the 'Ice Cream and Cake' song?

Who really cares if he's on Mars?


HAM worthy, for sure.

Some Day My Prince Won't Come

Okay, so I'm late to the party. The GeekGirl Network and TotalFangirl posted this last December. Gotta love the name - PrinceLess. 


This comic comes from the good folks over at Action Lab Comics. PrinceLess was recently nominated for 5 Glyph Awards - Best Story of the Year, Best Writer, Best Artist, Best Female Character, and Best Cover.


The 2012 Glyph Awards, honoring the best in African-American comics will be presented during the East Coast Black Age of Comics Convention in Philadelphia on May 18th, 2012.  


You can follow the heroics of Princess Adrienne on Graphicly.


Site Description:

PrinceLess

Action Lab Entertainment

Still waiting for your prince to come? Tired of spending night after night locked in a secluded tower? Ready for your own adventure? So are we. Princeless is the story of Princess Adrienne, one princess who’s tired of waiting to be rescued. Join Adrienne and her guardian dragon, Sparky, as they begin their own quest in an all-ages action adventure designed specifically for those who are tired of waiting to be rescued… and who are ready to save themselves.

CREATORS

• 
  Dave DwonchLetterer
• 
  Shawn GabborinEditor
• 
  Dave DwonchLetterer
• 
  Jeremy WhitleyAuthor
• 
  M. GoodwinArtist, Colorist, Cover
• 
  Jung-Ha KimColorist, Letterer